Oh, well IMagine
As I'm pacing THe pews in a church corridor
And I can't hElp but to heaR
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautIful weddiNG!
What a beautiful wedding!?, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore"

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of cLosing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to facE these kinds of things
With A sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goDdamn door?!"
No, it's much better to facE these kinds of things
With a sense of

Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our maRriage Is saved
Well this CAlls for a toast, so pour the chaMpagnE
Oh! Well in facT
Well I'll lOok at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the chamPagne
Pour the champagne

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationaLity

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heArd of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationalitY
AgaIN

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of cloSing A goddamN door?!"
No, It's much better to face these kinds of thingS
With a sense of Poise and RatiONalIty

I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again